He opened the book and saw his dad. The pipe.

He opened the book and saw his dad. The pipe. The estranged Senator's wife and of course, the maple scone. What he couldn't believe were the photos. How could
his father have become the Senator's wife at the same time as wrestling under a name like "The Pipe" in that nude jello wrestling circuit? Sure it was Canada, but the triple life
of nude-jello-wrestler, devoted father, & Senator's wife was even a bit much by Canadian standards. His father's schizophrenia would need to be managed carefully, delicately, with
copious amounts of alcohol -for his home care nurse. He demanded to watch the local cable access station in hopes they would be bringing sexy back. No luck in 5 years, but he still
held vainly to the hope. No, they weren't bringing sexy back, but they WERE bringing back puffy Pirate shirts. They're not just for Renaissance Faires any longer, no sir. So he
fasted his waist belt to his hair shirt with Ren Fair flair, shimmied up the side of the faux castle, and
poked his head through the window. It was nothing like he expected. Inside
were a million scattered lego pieces. On the far wall, he noticed a massive how-to map and realized that his new mission was to assemble the pieces into hang glider. Not one to
resist a challenge, he set to work assembling the glider frame. The biggest challenge was how to make the kite fabric from the interlocking plastic pieces. But soon the Lego glider
flew like no one's business. He hopped in, flew over the Toxic Hole of Doom and fought off the invading K'Nex monsters. He is then lauded as a hero and got lots of lame trophies.

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