The most beautiful sunset you've ever seen
- The most beautiful sunset you've ever seen becomes colorless when you realize you have no one to share it with and you left your camera at home. Often I prefer to be alone, but not
- when I can't update my Twitter with my deep, longing poetry in 140 characters or less. I was keying my latest masterpiece into my smartphone when a shadow fell over me; it was
- Mark Zuckerburg with a scowl on his face. "Why the hell are you trying to publish your words on this trite site? Why not use mine instead - it's the only way to get ahead!"
- I replied, "Uuunngfh." because my mouth was full of caviar. Caviar I had purchased with the money I received from Mark Zuckerburg for blackmailing him with the photos I had taken.
- Mark had, of course, defriended me and despite the money, I was forced to flee from his minions and henchmen. It was rumored that Zuckerberg was also sending goons. It was cold in
- Antarctica, but he knew that here, surrounded by mountains of trash and far away from any other living soul, Zuckerberg would be unable to find him. At last,
- could think about what he should do for the next days before he got bored. He didn't
- get bored because he had two nostrils and tons of awesome crusty boogers. Stuck in traffic, waiting for the doctor, never mind, he had tons a time to dig deep and flick
- the crusty nasal mucosa onto the windshield of the Lexus in the next lane. Some people in LA can't take I joke he thought when the driver swore up a storm, but when she got out the
- car, he noticed it was his mom. Oh shit, he was in trouble. He left a goodbye note. And that was the last time we ever heard from him.
- Started
- 2011-04-11 13:41:22
- Finished
- 2011-05-09 18:43:03
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