Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule
- Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule have clearly fueled his need to please.
- That one time when he fell off the wall was the last straw, if only he hadn't decided to
- play that darn Lemmings album backward. I mean, who would have guessed that hearing "all the children are happy" would
- make vegetables taste so good? I washed it down with a few advil and spent the rest of the night baking a
- plan, a recipe for disaster. The ingrates at the local market will never
- give back his neodymium-infused anti-matter plasma diffuser. He didn't know what it was, but it sounded threatening so
- he decided to call his Uncle Tony, an ex-Marine, for advice. The very first words out of Tony's mouth were
- "Have you ever wondered how many cars we could power with our flatulence?". I proceeded to
- eat 2 lbs of baked beans, a bowl full of cole slaw, some raw broccoli and cauliflower, just to see how far the car would
- roll on the noxious gases of my intestines alone.
- Started
- 2010-05-12 09:27:42
- Finished
- 2010-05-23 21:14:50
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