The leave blower walked into the gated community.

The leave blower walked into the gated community. He'd poured a jellied-gasoline into his blower. He lit his Pall-Mall and then held the lighter under the end of the "leaf blower"
and torched the clubhouse and the Mr. Crowbridges Lexus parked in front. This was only the beginning thought Maury. He was like Pusser in Walking Tall. He gunned the leaf blower &
walked through the flames without even blinking. Which was a mistake, as Maury realized when he felt his eyeballs pop open from the heat and spill their fluids over his cheeks. But
not to worry; Maury had been blind before! In fact during his past years spent as a blind man Maury had developed the capacity to ready braille and a unique form of echolocation
Taught by his uncle john at age 99.
Wrongly. On purpose. As a joke. Oh, how good old uncle John would crack up watching his nephew fail time and time again. One day, he tricked him into believing that if he wished to
be "trendy," he should wear John's fabulous line of invisible clothing. John's nephew, overwhelmed by his uncle's kindness, wore a dashing suit to an important business meeting.
The instant stares John garnered as he strode confidently into the board room proved his decision to wear invisible clothing that day to be the right one. "Morning!" he gushed, &
When a stranger stopped and offered an "I like the cut of your suit (finger guns blaring he had to blow cool the both barrels every 3rd or 4th round. But his new invisible suit is
quickly noticed by his coworkers. "Is that what I think it is?" "Sh! Yeah, but don't tell anyone." It didn't stay secret for long. His barely-there look became the new craze.

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