I opened the door to see an abnormal looking

I opened the door to see an abnormal looking person staring back at me.His eyes looked dark and tired. It was 1am.What was he, what did he want? He started to open his mouth and
his eyes rolled into the back of his head. "Borrow Sugar Please?" he whispered, stumbling through my front door. His robe was caked in mud. I thought, "Sleep Walking?"
Then I saw the weeder in his back. I called 911."Another neighbor’s been attacked on their way to borrow sugar from me. Send EMTs!” Muddy Dearfoam prints led back to the flower bed
-azzler. There was a serial killer. They were into crafts. I needed a hot glue gun and pipe cleaners. Pronto. This was a case for
Granny Squares! Granny began by gathering evidence from the three dead bodies found during the last three weeks. One had knitting needles through the ear, one scissors in the eye
and another choked to death with her yarn. Granny puzzled over the murders, but hit on something the police hadn't. She began quilting the evidence together, but it was incomplete.
Pinning the forensic quilt to her clothesline, Granny pondered the missing squares. The glyphs implied the Zodiac killer, but the pictograms were medieval: The Venerable Jorge?
Virile George? No, that couldn't be...wait! Could it be?! "Eureka! The Viridian Gorge!" exclaimed Granny. "The killer took refuge in the gorge!" Donning her best sleuthing shawl,
Granny keyed the coordinates for The Viridian Gorge into the control panel of her mobility scooter & set off on the 2,000 mile journey to bring the homicidal perp to justice. She
drew down her helmet's visor and flicked her cigarette into the wind. She wasn't some old codger anymore. That bastard was gonna wish he hadn't crossed this senior citizen, damn it

Started: 2011-11-05 22:11:05
Finished: 2014-04-15 10:38:51

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