His bite was mighty and he kept his ship
- His bite was mighty and he kept his ship a-tidy. Dan Betward- lobster Fisherman extraordinaire, well, there was undoubtedly no doubting the man's flair to snare a good crustacean.
- "Are you loaded for bear?' asked Bob, a fellow lobster fisherman with a stare. Dan replied with a glare, ''Why yes, but I dare say I won't share." Bob's reply: "That's not fair!"
- "I don't care" Dan replied, peevishly, and began to gather up his nets. "You ain't going nowhere!" said Bob, with his hair in a flare, combing it down in despair. Oh, for some
- bizarre reason that we still cannot understand to this day Dan insisted on taking not only his own nets but ours as well! Bob caught malaria as a result and screamed incessantly,
- in his delirium, "Tirupati Thimmappana Padakke Govinda Govindaa" which was wierd because Bob never spoke tamil before. Dan said we should make a pilgrimage to Tirupati to cure Bob
- 's Big Boy of Chubby Sexlessness. Bob's son had gained a little weight from living with his mom for the summer and well, he seemed asexual.
- I figured then that Bob's son would be perfect for directing my YouTube Poop video. "In this scene, Lucy from Peanuts walks in and says 'sus'." Bob's tubby (presumed-)asexual son
- will get hit in the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. Lucy will change her name to Mud and swim in a clay pool for anti-pop. Jerry is Bob's son to direct the Youtube Poop vide
- Obviously, getting hit in the head with a bat--wood, aluminum, or nerf foam--is gonna cause a lot of damage. It might make you piss yourself and forget your name. Lucy, Mud, Bob
- they shared the same fate. They were all hit in the head with bats, they do piss themselves and did forget their beautiful names. But we never did.
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- 2015-07-20 18:35:43
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