This planet was one of the relocation centers
- This planet was one of the relocation centers the "All-inclusive Society" sent its Mordian "friends." If we were friends why were we stuck on this planet? I hate it here because
- the meteors keep knocking down my satellite dish. Grabbing my armour from the coat rack, I braved Mercury's virtually nonexistent atmosphere to restore Becker to my TV. But another
- mistake had been made; I meant Baker, as in Tom Baker. Leaping into my Landmaster tank, I traversed Mercury's rocky terrain. Upon sight, the massive satellite dish's sabotage was
- easily predicted. We're on friggin' Mercury, for christ's sake! Hey wouldn't it have been funny if Jesus made sake instead of wine, for christ's saké. Anyway, Mercury's so hot
- it's making my brain melt. As evidenced by the steady stream of gibberish emanumming form me babbly whoo hee yaaaa... uh... little help here?
- I can't help you. I won't help you. Your gibberish is beautiful emanumming emanumming emanumming….
- Emma's eyes rolled back. Yes, she was quite numb. The gibberish had mesmorized her into a suspended state of disbelief. Every once in a while, reality surfaced in her mind & she
- struggled to refocus but the mind and body numbness induced by the endless powerpoint presentation read verbatim and not all that well by the speaker was more than Emma could
- fathom. Her mind snapped and she began to drool upon herself, the stain spreading until it resembled a map of Norway. Ever since Cthulhu Inc. had purchased Microsoft, Powerpoint
- caused the whole accounting department to go cannibal. I'm hiding under my desk hoping they won't send a fax. What's that clippy? You want to help? Noooo!
- Started
- 2011-08-19 12:25:40
- Finished
- 2014-10-01 10:12:48
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