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Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved

  • Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved to play baseball. His favorite position was third base. He played baseball every summer with his friends at the park. They had fun.
  • One day a huge whale turd dropped onto the basketball court. The disgusting crap splashed into the players faces. The stench made most of them puke there guts out. The whale turd
  • hurdling players dribbled away but couldn't escape the stench. When it hit the fans, they raised a stink. A task-force set out to discover the porpoise of the cetaceous stool drop
  • , plop, frrrt. It happened again. "Not silent, but definitely deadly," Purvis, chair of the task force observed. He adjusted his gas mask & stepped over another body. The diarrhea
  • sky was a strange yellow color. Large brown clouds started gathering over Purvis' head. A crack appeared in the sky as the task force ran for cover. "OH SH*T!!" screamed Purvis &
  • "It looks like a massive sh*t storm is brewing & I'm at its center." Purvis analysis of impending weather was way off the mark. The rotating brown clouds and yellow sky were
  • actually the remains of a spilled fast-food coffee analogue from last week's meeting. But as it wasn't too far off the mark we allowed him to hang out at the studio in the off Chan
  • nelled frequency to a God aligned one, where
  • It was soon clear that the dead alewives were there to tell you something. But the fish wardens scooped them up, cleaned them and cooked them for dinner instead. Some leftovers
  • were recently found at the back of the fridge. Written in the mould that clouded the tupperware containers were these worlds: "Don't say we didn't tell you so."

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