He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and

He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and
he was very.. veeery curious. His topics of interest included men and women, boys and girls, various mammals like meerkats and donkeys, even your occasional dead squirrel, but
most of all he was interested in Cowboy TV! Cowboy TV is great because
it dances with wolves. Foxtrot was naturally a specialty, as is the tinkler, a variation on the sprinkler involving well timed urination on vertical objects. But no matter. It was
only a small puddle. But before long it had spread & a whole bus queue of people were doing the tinkler in front of the passing traffic. This could go global if only
someone would step in it and then step onto a plane. The close quarters would infect them all and they'd be pissing a pool in coach before anyone knew. The TSA's shoe fetish would
cause the death of hundreds of people.Who would have guessed?All I could do was
endulge in shop therapy at the local Goodwill. Bad economy or not, I needed a fix. But when I walked through the door of the store, my nose was assaulted by the odor of
desperation and not-so-gently-used spandex. I spun on my heels, fighting back a panic attack, and mad-dogged the clerk on the way out. Outside again, I looked in my wallet and had
dock magically appeared in it. So I paid the man in fish. This met with his satisfaction and we both were able to overcome the anxiety that had dogged both of us for so long.

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