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He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and

  • He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and
  • he was very.. veeery curious. His topics of interest included men and women, boys and girls, various mammals like meerkats and donkeys, even your occasional dead squirrel, but
  • most of all he was interested in Cowboy TV! Cowboy TV is great because
  • it dances with wolves. Foxtrot was naturally a specialty, as is the tinkler, a variation on the sprinkler involving well timed urination on vertical objects. But no matter. It was
  • only a small puddle. But before long it had spread & a whole bus queue of people were doing the tinkler in front of the passing traffic. This could go global if only
  • someone would step in it and then step onto a plane. The close quarters would infect them all and they'd be pissing a pool in coach before anyone knew. The TSA's shoe fetish would
  • cause the death of hundreds of people.Who would have guessed?All I could do was
  • endulge in shop therapy at the local Goodwill. Bad economy or not, I needed a fix. But when I walked through the door of the store, my nose was assaulted by the odor of
  • desperation and not-so-gently-used spandex. I spun on my heels, fighting back a panic attack, and mad-dogged the clerk on the way out. Outside again, I looked in my wallet and had
  • dock magically appeared in it. So I paid the man in fish. This met with his satisfaction and we both were able to overcome the anxiety that had dogged both of us for so long.

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