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He crept into the particle accelorator control

  • He crept into the particle accelorator control room. Being the custodian here had its upside, he thought. The controls looked complicated. I wonder what this button does?
  • He pressed the button and with a cry of fury, a small leprichaun leapt from the cabinets across the room. The small Irish fellow kicked the custodian hard, swearing at him.
  • The custodian sweared and made an attempt to swing back, although it was a difficult task to complete with only one currently functioning limb.
  • He slowly tried to make his way down the hallway, he could barely move.
  • Apparently filling the hallway with banana cream instant pudding wasn't just a crazy dream he had, he really freaking did it. As he trudged through the creamy-banana goodness, he
  • couldn't help but pig out on the banana pudding. Luckily he drank 2 liters of Pepsi Special earlier to help block the fat. Unluckily he will have the worst Pepsi poop ever later
  • after eating at Guy Fieri's new restaurant in Times Square. Hopefully the bathrooms are incredibly posh and have a helluva ventilation system, otherwise that place will smell like
  • his food. That and aloe-scented hand sanitizer. Actually, I think his food smells like that anyway - I sure as hell tastes like it, it must be his "secret spice" or something.
  • The aloe-scented hand sanitizer makes my skin burn. It is made worse by the "secret spice". If only he'd given more thought to my skin allergies.
  • Now all the human flesh wore away, & up sprouted droves of green grass with beautiful autumnal leaves in my hair. "Notions by Dryad" was an unusual soap. I knew Fluttershy's dream.

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