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The fishwife knew perfectly well the herring

  • The fishwife knew perfectly well the herring was off, but she sold it anyway. It was a matter of principle she told herself. What self respecting fishwife would keep a herring that
  • had a lazy eye? "Feed it to the kids, toughen 'em up," her husband said. She scolded him and fanned out the herring profits. "Gods, I love blind patrons. Let's renovate something."
  • She took out 4 buckets of green paint from under her skirt. Bit them open with her razor sharp teeth, and dumped them all over the kitchen table. Her husband was terrified. He knew
  • she had an aversion toward his grandmother's seventy-year-old tablecloth, but keeping paint in her lady bits was outrageous! She then sat dormant, whimpering at the full moon
  • for her Aunt Flo to leave the insurance decisions to the kids. It just sounded like howling to her neighbors. They all knew if was from her apartment but feared the park even more.
  • For the park was where the wild boars were said to have torn Uncle Jamey to shreds, mixed him with BBQ sauce and served him on hoagie rolls. It was known as Pork Park. Aunt Flo had
  • flown the coop (or so we assumed), but aunt Flo had become part of the bear’s feast, the side dish, the side of slaw, the pickle, the bag of chips, the complement to the BBQ.
  • When the BBQ had been ended,some people were killed.
  • The strange thing was that the survivors all have different variations as to what actually happened - some said it was an explosion, others said someone was stabbing everyone...
  • hi,jimmy pong pong
Started
2013-10-20 16:34:16
Finished
2019-02-20 01:09:04

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Feb 20 2019 @ 21:39

    All that just to get the attention of jimmy pong pong?!
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    LordVacuity Feb 20 2019 @ 21:40

    After 5 years and change, I don't think jimmy pong pong is going to see this.
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    Woab Feb 21 2019 @ 16:40

    jimmy pong pong never notices anything unless there is an explosion or everyone gets stabbed. So maybe it's just as well.

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