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Finally, an econimist strolled out with a

  • Finally, an econimist strolled out with a magic marker. "Since zeroes equal nothing, let's just cut off the last six numbers from the national debt." Congress applauded.
  • Then the "Applause" light went off. Congress stopped clapping. The producers in the wing were still trying to wake Obama up out of his stupor with three butane
  • -filled Super Soakers, but the prez (Fred Armisen) wouldn't awaken. So Biden (Jason Sudeikis) stormed in and declared himself interim president of the Obama Biopic. "Cut!" yelled
  • the director (Robert Beltran), "Next scene!" Condoleeza Rice (Woopi Goldberg) brought Colin Powell (Colin Mochrie) a cup of java (Sam Neill) in the oval office (Brian Blessed).
  • Then Monica Lewinsky (Keira Knightly) bursts out of the annex (Jude Law) pursued by Hilary Clinton (Angelina Jolie). Bill Clinton (Mel Gibson) star jumps through the Oval Office wi
  • th a cigar in one hand and another up Hilary's(Angelina Jolie) sleeve.Night falls and Dick Cheney (Bob De Niro)finds the cigar and as he draws the first
  • drag on the cigar, Hilary (Angelina Jolie) cries out, "Wait!" Cheney (Bob De Niro) turns his back and makes it for South America. He had plans to meet up with the lord of
  • Winter had turned south. He had ended up with frostburns on his butt, which made it very hard to sit down. Now, sitting in his trailer, he contemplated going back to South America
  • where the drinks were tall and the women taller. To the little town where he'd met Summer in a glass and on the front steps of a bungalow called desire.Did he love her, not really,
  • but that never stopped him before. Ah, there's Margarita now, so cool and tangy. He could almost taste her salty skin on his lips already. He was thankful she wasn't a Bloody Mary.
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