once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio
- once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio and said he wanted to feature me on a rap song! I said ok and got up and headed over to his awesome house, when i got there he gave me
- this really cool 6 God map, which I thought was pretty lame until I figured out that it was his latest album. Anyway I was still thinking about doing that song with ,but with
- . 'Butt Width' had fallen on hard times. Once, he was the funk master. Now, he was busing tables at Denny's. I had to get the band together for one last song.
- Once Butt Width was on board, the two of us went to Walmarts, where Dee Kupp & Tyronda Hipps worked the night shift. We started practicing the moves for our Comeback Video in Aisle
- 7, or anywhere the People of Walmart gathered. It was not for the squeamish because these particular people were especially apt to have meltdowns on Black Friday. We puked at the
- entrance. I pulled out my Uzi and sprayed bullets towards the electronics dept. On Black Friday this was "normal" behavior. TV's $8? No way was I was letting old peeps and small ki
- stand between me and the Black Friday bargains. I mowed them all down with the Uzi and bagged me a coupla them TVs while the store detective pretended to look the other way. Next,
- I checked my Xmas list again, I needed to find a hooker for my son Winston. I had left it long enough so that he could find a girlfriend or even a boyfriend but I was done waiting.
- I ordered the hottest escort available. On xmas eve, my "gift" was all over Winston the sec he entered the house.How could I know my son had in tow his unintroduced intended bride?
- "Winston Gregory Pitman! What is the meaning of this second hussy in my house on Xmas Eve", I yelled at him like only a mother that has wasted money on another hussy can.
- Started
- 2015-09-25 10:14:00
- Finished
- 2017-09-18 10:04:20
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Woab Sep 18 2017 @ 13:39
LOL Shabbadu!
SlimWhitman Sep 18 2017 @ 19:17
LOL indeed!