Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer.
- Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"
- He decided to log back on to visit all the other boring websites starting with "The Official Watching the Paint Dry" webcam, the "Rhymes with Benedict Cumberbatch" poetry site,
- and the even more boring "Benedict Cumberbatch Official". Why was that man so popular? He's a frumpy-faced reptilian man. 'Girls friendzone guys like me but not him?' he thought
- But Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch was the Official Frumpy-Face of the Cucumber Lobby and very popular with the ladyfriendzone. What was it girls found so atttractive about him?
- He knew he wasn't the most handsome, what with his bumpy face & cool demeanor. A lady in the ladyfriendzone mentioned his long middle finger, but Benny "the Cumcumber" Cumberbatch
- had a hidden secret weapon. Beneath his stiff upper lip boiled lava pits of passion.. If a lucky lady succumbed to tea & crumpets at The Ritz then Benny 'the Cumcumber' Cumberbatch
- would surely snatch her up. And he did. Benny "the Cucumber" Cumberbatch was in a gourd mood the next day, as he planned to take his date out for an evening of fine brining.
- Brine Shrimp was waiting for them. "Hiya! I will take your hat and trenchcoat now." Mr. Cucumber was flying in his own microjet delivering salad. This microjet was the size of cows
- lips is what Cuke was thinking, already in vacay mode. Brine Shrimp wondered if that would effect his navigation skills later when they needed Real Space Reentry. "Pressure is the
- key element," Brine Shrimp said just before he pressed his lips against Cuke's. At first the pressure was intense, but as the pressure eased, their love began it's blossoming.
- Started
- 2015-01-03 14:33:47
- Finished
- 2017-03-07 16:09:40
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LordVacuity Mar 07 2017 @ 16:14
Brokeback Planet.
Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 16:27
HA! Perfect.