"Enhance that bit." We could finally read
- "Enhance that bit." We could finally read the license plate. It was reflected off the store window, the sheen of the motorcycle helmet and her cornea. "Those ATM cameras record
- us, so we must go quickly to avoid the surveillance. "So where shall we go?" I asked the girl beside me. "Well, it seems we had a big problem, and I hope you would not forfeit
- your chance to go... all the way, with me. Um." She batted her eyelashes shyly at me, and I blinked in surprise. "No way!" I blurted in reply. She grinned and grabbed my hand.
- Feeling as giddy as a schoolboy after glimpsing his favorite teacher in an un compromising position he let her lead him to wherever she wanted to go, 'she was in control now'. walk
- like and Egyptian the women cooed. At first they sort of were strongly urging him to walk like an Egyptian but soon it seemed like they were outright demanding he like King Tut and
- it was embarrassing Anubis to no end. His bro Wepwawet had no problems with all these hungry fans. It was flattering, but really, Anupet would be miffed if he was late getting home
- r to complete his Odyssey. Anupet had been riding Homer for weeks. Homer kept insisting that Anupet wasn't being historically accurate, but there was Homer, scribbling glyphs
- saying "Homer was ere 8th century BC". Anupet felt Homer was trying to steal his thunder. In a jealous rage he grabbed Homer by the neck. Homer dropped his chisel and screamed
- "No beer and no TV makes Homer something something..." In a fit of primal idiocy, Anupet asked "go crazy?" ; whichforth Homer didst do with gross expediency...And then
- Anupet, stone-faced but triumphant, returned to Egypt once again to preside over the Great Valley. Homer was destroyed and her work was done. Who now is the idiot?
- Started
- 2011-05-02 06:50:07
- Finished
- 2012-12-04 07:51:23
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Zetawilk Dec 04 2012 @ 12:44
Is it blasphemous to treat an archaic pantheon as a sitcom? Because a continuous situational comedy was always my interpretation of what ancient believers were trying to /get/ at. Like Soap, but with even more supernatural stuff and an even more diverse cast.
jaw2ek Dec 04 2012 @ 14:00
Billy Crystal has been around F-O-R-E-V-E-R