The bat swept in from the storm. Dracula
- The bat swept in from the storm. Dracula confronted him. The bat's claw had a crystal key that
- could open the crypt where Dracula's first beloved had been sealed. But the bat had a grudge and an agenda. He was just here to mock and taunt the crazy poser. So he flapped away a
- nd soared into the rapidly darkening sky that loomed like a tapestry over the heads of the demons that swarmed over the final reaches of the countryside. "This is not where it
- Understandably was popular to ride horses before 2020."
- After 2020, after the horses took control of the planet, it became more fashionable for them to employ humans to clean their stables, to cook their alfalfa, and to dance naked
- on their tables after dark. Each day the horses would drive the buses to the fields so the humans could harvest the
- organs that were left on the field. The aliens had left them a note this time - "These could be the last organs you receive, we are under scrutiny." The father didn't like this,
- scrutinising of the aliens. However, Father did like his organs, and told everyone to pack in the organs. Suddenly, a UFO zoomed by, and fired a tractor beam at the organs.
- "Drat," Father said. "There the aliens go again, stealing my case full of organs." The UFO lands on their lawn, and hands in return a soggy crate. "These organs are better quality.
- Father's face shone with joy. "And here I thought the aliens would never make up for their crimes!" He slid the top off of the crate to reveal a tiny church organ. "...Drat."
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benjaminie Apr 28 2016 @ 18:40
Bootyful.