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NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps

  • NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps are going to have to be redrawn.
  • No one knew what happened to those islands, but they and about 10,000 square miles of the pacific were gone. The government denied that the Old Ones were resurgent, and
  • pinned it on plate tectonics, but I knew it was just a cover-up. With a crew of ex navy seals in our deep sea sub we made for the fault zone where the Old Ones were surely lurking.
  • The Old Ones always "lurked." They never hung around, or loitered. Something about being aged and having a nickname means you lurk. Anyways we ex-SEALS moved the sub towards
  • the 4-foot burrito, accidentally spilling the mango salsa in the process. Two of the fogies starting giving us the business so I put him in a sleeper hold and high-fived
  • the guy in the flak jacket. Where the heck did he come from? He was eating a bag of Doritos. He through down the bag and shouted, "a sleeper hold? Really? That all you got?
  • Roger, wearing the jacket, remarked at his victim's ability to taunt him while caught in a hold that would cause most to have difficulty breathing, let alone speaking. He squeezed
  • out a single salty tear over the corpse of the victim he was to investigate. The other officers watched him cry silently over the body whose fingers were stuck flipping the bird.
  • His old friend. The man he had known for his whole life, hands frozen by rigor mortis in the position he best liked to show people he drove by. Such a sweet person. So caring and
  • punctual. It was just a simple matter of propping him up as a sundial in the front yard. Passing motorists would wave at his eternal smile.
Started
2011-03-19 13:01:18
Finished
2011-09-16 17:46:24

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 17 2011 @ 05:10

    Nice timely finish Chaz

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