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丁锦昊到此一游

  • 丁锦昊到此一游
  • Don't understand what the symbols mean so should to take them to the embassy. Of China or Japan? Not a query I can get clarified without sounding racist. Weigh your options, boy,
  • because the choice could mean the difference between life and death, for you are a wanted man by Japanese authorities for that thing you did with a Hello Kitty doll while wearing a
  • jumper made from cowboy boot holders for lighters. The Japanese government had to hire the Yakuza to find you, but you are cagey, like a medicated mortgage broker so you stuff
  • yourself into a medium size holdall, somehow manage to zip it up and then wait. You have the time, but not the space, to ponder. The Yakuza don't search small bags, it's against
  • The rules. Its the big ones they like to sniff. The Yazuka sniff only for illegal drugs, so don't carry cocaine or you will be their dinner.
  • If as on cue, a tawny Yazuka easily snapped up a Manticorian miner in it's maw, chomped through him and his bottom half fell to the floor revealing he was muling cocaine in his
  • left sock. The crowd gasped in shock, more so at the illegal drug stash than the brutal dismemberment of the miner. "I ain't seen cocaine in these parts since 2031," one whispered.
  • The crowd trampled the dismembered miner and began to grab the illegal drug stash. They insisted that all they wanted was to sell it off to get their families out of poverty.
  • By then, the miner was not in a position to object. So many varieties of poverty, he thought, as he looked at his trampled limbs and head below, but it's still a wonderful world.
Started
2013-05-28 18:11:25
Finished
2018-06-08 19:02:00

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 08 2018 @ 19:32

    This story took some interesting turns into the not so distant future which I also hope leads to a wonderful world. The story started in 2013 in Luxor... I hope Ding has a wonderful future. 丁锦昊到此一游 Ding Jintao visited this place http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2013/05/ding_jinhao_defaced_the_luxor_temple_writing_graffiti_on_egyptian_pyramids.html?via=gdpr-consent

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