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Kids are more likely to be bored by its adult

  • Kids are more likely to be bored by its adult pace than shocked by its adult themes.
  • Ebert's hands flew over the keyboard as he locked in the review of the latest Harry Potter movie. Harry was in his 60's, "Harry Potter and the Benign Prostate" wasn't going to
  • break records at the box office. Harry still had loyal fans, but they had their own prostate problems & couldn't sit out a feature length film anyway which reminded him of Cisco.
  • He was his best friend. He didn't know his real name. Everyone called him Cisco. Cisco was a cow puncher out of the seedy parts Laredo. He'd driven cattle through the storm
  • of fists with a bronze will, but he couldn't match up to someone with an Iron Will. This minotaur had heard of Cisco's cow-punching ways, and wasn't gonna put up with that bull any
  • longer! This Minotaur was angry! He wrecked Cisco like a china shop!
  • Cisco, an American multinational corporation headquartered in San Jose, California, was at the mercy of the enraged Minotaur! Then from the rubble, crawled a heroic Donald Trump!
  • Trump, level 10 magus, released the familiar hair-piece from his head. While the Minotaur was distracted, he shot flames from his hands. "You're Fired!" he bellowed. Meanwhile,
  • Honey Boo Boo was pouring some Go Go juice on one of the dwarven retainers we'd hired for this particular adventure, while
  • the rest of the snowmen removed their helmets and trudged away from the motley family once and for all. They couldn't bear to watch the Go Go juice wasted. HBB became a princess.
Started
2011-03-19 13:06:17
Finished
2012-10-15 19:23:39

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Oct 15 2012 @ 23:22

    What's a "heroic Donald Trump"? Poor minotaur, and I was rooting for him. Haha, cows.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 16 2012 @ 13:44

    I was thinking of Siskel but I couldn't remember his name... What's he up to these days, I wonder.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 16 2012 @ 13:54

    Just saw on Wikipedia that he died in 1999 of cancer. R.I.P Gene. Always liked the friendly rivalry between those two.

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