The bright moonlight illuminated the sky,
- The bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and I was viewing it all from the front row seat
- . My daughter was Tree Silhouette #4 in the play. The art teacher had chosen a rounder student for the lead role of Moon, a mistake - it always is. My daughter went full brat and
- onions for dinner the night before the play. Her digestive tract slowly revolted until just before the opening scene my daughter (Tree Silhouette #4) regurgitated sausage all over
- Bush # 2 (little Krissy Yelovich), who in turn puked into the orchestra pit, causing a chain reaction of events that would go down in school history. Bobby Turner's tuba blew a
- chunk of, what is that?? hotdogs?? from yesterday's lunch. The vomit-filled tuba was spewing everywhere, & it wasnt pretty. The audience couldnt get away from the sounds & smell of
- the Spew-ba. It was Chuck's latest musical upheaval. It was part tuba and part vomit. It disgusted people on many levels. He played something called Puke Polka and the crowd starte
- D to puke nonstop, until the noise police were called. Chuck was arrested for his bad taste in 23rd century entertainment. Bill Clinton V was found mysteriously murdered and this
- was covered up by an un-named global conspiracy. After that Chuck decided to stay out of politics and get into embroidery. But the imbroglio ignited by his inflammatory quotes
- Electolux started including his quotes with the User Guides that they included with every one of their products: from aerators to vacuum cleaners. In the first quarter their sales
- went up because Electrolux said, "Someday, soon, I will reveal and make available to the public, the very first Orgasmatron Electric Blanket." Thus the self-satisfying era begins!
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- 2013-09-19 15:04:43
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- 2017-02-08 14:31:19
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49erFaithful Feb 08 2017 @ 15:38
Mmmmmm, full brat & onions. Now I'm hungry!