"Where to?" asked the taxi driver. He looked

"Where to?" asked the taxi driver. He looked back, noticing a burly, armored man wielding a halberd. "Raiders fan?" The man gripped his weapon. He was actually an executioner from
the future. The leather mask looked pretty grim & when he said "Take me to Saruh O'Cahna. The Taxi driver thought it was a prank. "Listen Axeman. I ain't got time for this. Hit the
...then the taxi driver stopped and said, "You looking at me?" Then Leatherface brought his chainsaw down on the Taxi Driver's arm. His hand fell on the ground and the Thing fell
and scurried away, but The Joker slammed his foot upon it "Anybody need a hand?" and started laughing maniacally. Suddenly Scarface and Exterminator appeared
to wrest Thing from the Joker. Exterminator tackled the Joker, taking them both into the vat of molten lava below. Tony Montana said "Say, hello there, little friend" as he saw
them tumble into Satan's hot tub and being served frozen drinks with little umbrellas. Exterminator & Joker were shocked at the sudden turn of events. "I could get used to this,"
purred Catwoman. Penguin wasn't so sure about the hot tub, as he preferred a cooler clime and didn't drink daquiris. So he waddled away, waggling his flipper-hands
helplessly, distressed by his lack of dexterity. "Wa wa dammit, what I wouldn't give for a real pair of mitts wa wa," he repeated as he paced around the hot tub. Catwoman laughed
. "You're so cute, I think I'll keep you forever," Catwoman said as he now rolled around in the hot tub, his wawa-ing turned into incoherent bubbling gibberish
Catwoman sighed. "But I can't, so you can no longer live." She pushed the baby's head under the water and listened to his bubbling cries. There was no room for him in her life.

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