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I just cry.

  • I just cry.
  • No joke, crying really is all I can do. My tear ducts must be enormous or something, because when it rains, it pours. Makes it hard to function in reality, let me tell you. Last
  • day in the class,Amy broke up with me. She did not specify the reason although I suspect that David,the class bully may be the cause. Well I really can't get up from bed today
  • because there was a monkey on my back. Ever since I went to that karaoke bar last night and became entranced by the baboon singing Pixies' "Monkey Gone to Heaven."
  • How close to my heart the song hit. O the sorrow. I dreamt of Harambe that night, lying in the clouds of ape heaven, eating all manner of fruits and surrounded by bapes (ape babes)
  • in pink fur bikinis. How happy Harambe was as the god of apes flew by, strewing poo. How real it all seemed. When I woke up I almost believed that he was still alive, and lo- there
  • was his spectre, shimmering in the dim light. I'd heard of Silverback Gorillas, but he was entirely silver. I could see the shadows on the walls through his translucent body.
  • The Silverback must of sense my presence because he suddenly tensed up and turned towards me gracefully. He was backlit to me but I imagine I was brightly lit for him. He snorted a
  • husky hello. Scared half out of my wits, I waved at the foreboding beast. To my amazement, not only did the gorilla wave back, he cocked his hip and hit a tamborine on it. "Ole!" h
  • e giggled & threw a colorful sombrero on my head. Yes, this is how it happened. My life would never be the same, for "El Gorila Bailando" & I at once became mejores amigos.
Started
2016-12-14 00:44:21
Finished
2018-08-13 19:51:13

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 13 2018 @ 19:54

    Asina son las cosas. Que triste.

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