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Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school,

  • Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school, singing skunkish songs. "You've changed your tune, Skip!" One passerby was heard to say. Skip replied "
  • I donated my stink gland to science. I'm looking forward to being free of odoriferous ostracism." Skip discovered the other students judged him by his looks. Porky said "Piu, look
  • at your white-coated tongue. You ha-have ha-HA-hali...bad breath." Skip breathed into his hand & sniffed. Sure 'nuff, Porky was right. "A-a-and you have to do su-something about
  • the ah bah BAH ah bad taste in meh my meh MEH eh mouth!" Skip sneezed. "Ah ah AH choo-hoo!" "Eheheheh excuse you!" "Thanks...what can I do about that, Porky?"
  • "Well, there ain't much you can do about sneezing. It's just how life is," Porky replied. Skip reared for another sneeze. "I AH don't AH believe AH CHOOOOOOOOOOOO... you."
  • "Then I guess, my friend, you're living a lie, because no matter what you do or where you go in this life, there are a few constants. And you have just encountered one. Sneeze well
  • into this tissue of uncertainty, my friend," he said, "and pray that it doesn't deteriorate into your hands like a cheap bargain brand." He handed me a box of Klonox and was gone.
  • Although, technically, cloning oxen was illegal in the Hindu rooted space colonies they were enforced more in the breach than the norm. I saturated the tissue with the Klonox & la
  • ced up my boots tightly. There'd be serious trouble if I tripped while I made my escape. I stuffed the dripping wet tissue into my jacket pocket and crept towards the abattoir.
  • Inside, I saw live pigs on one end, finished sausage on the other, and all kinds of butchery in between. The scene was disgusting. Strangely, I liked it so much I decided to stay.
Started
2015-09-07 15:57:58
Finished
2018-03-23 13:19:48

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