Eric Conquest wanted nothing to do with his
- Eric Conquest wanted nothing to do with his family. "We will scatter their souls with distraction, and fill them again with entertainment that gives them hope," his father had said
- The tvs were to have 500 channels in 53 languages, which delighted Mr. Russian. "Where do I find Sputnik News?", he asked Victor Conquest. "Channel 63,"
- I'd recommend Channel 13 for a young girl, don't you think it would be more appropriate,John, she asked the butler.
- "Yes but I wouldn't know about that subject Madam. I am but a mere servant. A luddite of servitude. More specifically... YOUR luddite of servitude. Treat me like a mere
- luddite of servitude for I am but a luddite who has been sworn to servitude for the entirety of his life as a serving luddite of servile servitude.How may I be of service m'lady?
- As a luddite, I suppose you could destroy all of the computers in the world. Are you able to do this? I hope so, as it is a life long servitude you are part of.
- Not only luddite, but nudist as well! Clothes are an abomination! How dare they... I ripped off his pants and proceeded to throw it far into waves of the pacific ocean. He screamed
- at this violation of nature: "Any idea what those trousers absorbed?! Can we afford to pollute the Pacific?" Indeed, the horizon filled with belly-up whales. He can keep his undies
- in a twist as long as he keeps them out of the ocean. Poseidon rose up from the sea to return the dreadful pants to their owner, gingerly dangling them from his trident. Sheepishly
- he grasped at his pants, while conch blowing mermaids and Sirens commemorated the event. The dreadful pants knot was unraveled, and the sea spray had washed them clean.
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- 2014-12-07 13:59:09
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- 2017-03-07 12:12:43
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