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"Robert, you're the best hacker we have.

  • "Robert, you're the best hacker we have. You've got the raw processing power of an I7. Now get me those nuclear codes by tonight or it's game over for America."
  • "Consider it done, sir." Robert flexed his fingers and placed them over the keys. Nuclear codes? This was getting serious. Soon they would realize that he wasn't a hacker at all
  • But just some guy who randomly guessed the President's password and entered into the system.Who even uses "psword" as a password nowadays?As the head of the country,shouldn't you b
  • e more safe? I didn't get it. Anyways, I had heard the virus was sucking all the data out of the server and transferring it to different countries. And not just the bad stuff.
  • the good stuff too. The virus was handing all our information to biologically mutated midget monkeys. They sought revenge for the experimentation done on their
  • genetic makeup. Soon, everyone's identity had been stolen by a mad mutated midget monkey. "Harry," Blanche rasped, "what's this bill for 900 pounds of mini-bananas?"
  • "I didn't buy any bananas--much less 900 pounds!" Henry said, looking at the bill. "Oh? And who did?" Neither could have guessed there was mutated monkey-business involved.
  • George the curious little monkey had become Gregor, the mutated Gonzo Gorilla & he was bananas about bananas & smart enough to use Henry's credit card.He just donned his yellow hat
  • and arranged for an Amazon delivery drone to drop off a literal ton of bananas into the Amazon rainforest. Gregor the Gonzo Gorilla bullied the local wildlife into
  • building a banana storage palace for him, paid by jungle taxes but exempt from paying them. Gonzo dwells there to this day, flinging poo at any who approach the yuge eyesore.

3 Comments

  1. 49erFaithful Dec 09 2016 @ 11:32

    LOL. A story started and completed in two days! A FoldingStory rarity.

  2. Woab Dec 09 2016 @ 11:38

    Someone get the extinguisher. We're on fire down here at FS!

  3. SlimWhitman Dec 09 2016 @ 13:16

    Under 48 hrs even... We're just folding bananas! Where's crazy banana when you need him/her?

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