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I chopped apples, put them into a dish. Flicked

  • I chopped apples, put them into a dish. Flicked off some sliced slug (organic!), slapped on some pastry. In the oven for a random amount of minutes. I am a Domestic bloody Goddess
  • but my husband doesn't appreciate me. He thinks I'm encroaching on his Mr. Mom turf. "Let's have an Iron Chef showdown for domestic supremacy, NOW," he said. Round 1: Gastropods.
  • Laundry. Homework. GO!" I threw some butter & garlic in a pan, tossed the whites into a spin cycle, and looked over Billy's shoulder at his algebra. The domestic supremacy showdown
  • SMACKDOWN! "X = 2.9," I said smugly, then looked over at my wife,challenging her with my eyes. This domestic supremecy showdown smackdown was about to get REAL! She snapped her
  • neck trying to come up with a witty rejoinder, and just like that, we were off to the hospital. I guess we'll have to wait until next week to see who's the better math whiz. When
  • they got to the ER, the doc declared it was only a flesh wound. "Tis only a scratch," he declared. "A scratch? My arm's off!" I protested. "No it's not!" replied the doctor. "Go
  • see Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail and you'll understand my joke." Said the ER doc. My arm stump was bleeding. I said, "Could you at least just do some medical stuff
  • Of course sorry I will help with you're bleeding stump Said the doctor. But you should really watch mighty Python, there funny and you know what they say laughter is the best med
  • ication for incurable conditions. It's pointless to staunch that. Why don't you just shove your stump through this medical smock & I'll make you the focus of a Vesuvius diorama
  • which will linger on for a thousand years,your stunned flesh petrifying into a skeletal posture of horror to confound our ancestors with this singular display of utter destruction
Started
2013-11-01 16:50:10
Finished
2015-05-23 01:38:39

1 Comments

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    Gibber Jun 18 2015 @ 16:21

    Nice one.

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