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Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed

  • Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"
  • which made the "Cabala hurl in a jive Delphinium inn." If he spent as much time on his curry as he spent writing slogans from anagrams of his name, his patrons wouldn't suffer from
  • all the completely uncooked curry he had been serving. It was this oddity, however, that attracted the attention of local food critic Clive McPeterson, aka "The Diaphanous Gut".
  • Of course, a name like that caught the attention of rap sensation Fat Lion, a.k.a Big Lion. "Yo, I hear your gut is second to none. But after I eat you I'll be #1! RAWR!"
  • The paparazzi went fleeing. They remembered their last encounter. Fat Lion was on the prowl yo. They hired West Coast's Notorious Biggie Game Hunterz to take him out in a rap war.
  • But check this, yo? It started poppin' off just as Hip-Hop died a wimpering death. So the sponsors cancelled the future tour dates. 50 Cent, sat alone, shivering in his
  • bulletproof vest. The kids all started listening to Nu-tween dub core music at these massive underground parties that went for 48 hours at a time as everyone was on
  • cloud nine, together with Lucy who was said to be in the sky with diamonds. Meanwhile, the Parenting Board organized protest marches and noise demonstrations, demanding all undergr
  • -aduates wore undergarments at all times because the septic system in the basement library kept backing up. "Haha squares," protested the students, who returned to drugs & mediocre
  • tacos. Then again, since the meat that went INTO those tacos came from the septic system in the basement, those students sure were the ones to talk.
Started
2011-06-24 12:22:34
Finished
2012-09-27 01:07:45

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 27 2012 @ 01:18

    Wow, I think I'll starve myself to death with this culinary excrement.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 27 2012 @ 05:08

    Funny how it came back to food with unappetizing secret ingredients at the end.

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