She destroys the bathroom in a private jet
- She destroys the bathroom in a private jet after suffering from a heroin-induced case of the runs. To pin the blame on another passenger she takes a huge amount of expensive
- mens cologne from the side pocket of the bag of a passenger snoozing nearby. She uncaps the large bottle and sprays heavily, intending to mask the foul odor and lay the blame on
- the sleeping passenger. Snickering lightly, she replaces the bottle, sits back and waits for her husband to return. But after a minute or two, the smell becomes so unbearable that
- Dr. Sardonicus had to light the ofour destroying candle. His tenth dream was about taking a flight on a UFO, and having steak dinner with Martians. It was delicious. He woke up and
- he was missing 3 steak sized pieces of flesh but Dr. Sardonicus merely noted it in his journal without explanation. He became a vegan & despises Martians. His 11th dream found him
- once again upon the threshold of his 3rd dream. Dr. Sardonicus thought he had explored and journaled about this territory thoroughly already, but perhaps something crucial had been
- happening without his knowledge. It'd happened before, Dr. Sardonicus realized. But this was what made life so interesting, was it not? This third dream was not what he'd expected.
- And when he awoke from this third dream, Dr. Sardonicus found himself in a fourth dream. He was trying to dial a telephone, but had forgotten how. The buttons looked like scorpions
- with letters and numbers. The combination 9-1-1 looked especially threatening, like you should think twice before dialing it. Braving the scorpion buttons, Dr. Sardonicus dialed
- the help he needed. With the ordeal behind him, and with the help of a therapist specializing in psychological trauma, Dr Sardonicus was soon able to return to his OBGYN practice.
- Started
- 2013-11-10 13:59:24
- Finished
- 2019-06-15 13:31:48
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