Shortly after Herman had pushed the button
- Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the
- shriners, who of course had arrived in a tiny little vehicle wearing a fez. Herman watched powerlessly as
- a knife-thrower, wearing a blindfold, hurled daggers at his wife's spread-eagled form on a wooden target. Encircled by bears riding tiny scooters, Herman kicked the smallest one
- into the bear sized cannon and lit the fuse. The cannon expelled the bear across the Big Top towards a pool of water that was standing by, when one of the unfastened trapeze wires
- snapped loose and struck him. Tragically, his neck was snapped from the force. Big Top Bear Sr. is survived by his wife and three children. A catered memorial service will be held
- in the meadow across from the hollow tree. Donations of half-eaten salmon may be made in Big Top Bear Sr.'s name to the Starving Bears Foundation.
- Donations of entirely uneaten salmon can be sent to the Picky Bears Foundation instead. If it's just got a little nibble taken out of it, you might be able to sell it for profit.
- Also, keep in mind that the Picky Bears only accept the highest quality salmon—none of that farm-raised, dyed-pink BS. The bears also enjoy New York style bagels & lox.
- A favourite dessert was pure concrete. *david attenbrough voice* watch as the baby bear knaws on the 30 foot thick steel beam. look how much he enjoys it. david lives happilyeveraf
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