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You know the kinda alien that cryogenically

  • You know the kinda alien that cryogenically freezes known criminals, dumps them into the volcanoes of a prehistoric planet, then nukes them into ghosts? Hi. My name is Xenu.
  • "What's up Xenu?" said the inner urban youth. "What's up with your nose?" Xeno touched his nose. "Nothing, listen can you point me to headquarters of scientology?"
  • The inner urban youth said, "Just walk that way until you see some guys in silver boots". Xeno tucked in a tentacle & walked his dogs chichi & chuchu to the headquarters.
  • No one is going to suspect me, thought Xeno to himself. What self representing vigilante-styled man shows up with twin Chihuahuas? Not Xeno, he is more a
  • Drone type of vigilante. A guy who pretends to be brainwashed while watching your inadequacies and plotting your eminent death! Muwhahaha! >:)
  • "I can change him," said Liz. "He says he follows nobody's rules, not even his own, but he'll follow mine." Liz found the drone vigilante in a club. He said, "Your inadequacies are
  • obvious, Liz. I knew you were going to follow me here." The drone vigilante turned to her & poked her in the chest. "You can't change me. Now leave me the hell alone." Liz unbutton
  • Ed her coat and revealed the bulletproof armour the drone vigilante bought her for christmas. It was invisible to everyone but drone vigilantes. Liz told him he saved her life.
  • Greatful; Liz, put it on and returned the favor for now the good Drones needed her help.
  • And help she did. Liz oiled them and polished them all night long, until they all shone as brightly as sunrise.
Started
2012-07-10 04:17:46
Finished
2016-05-08 17:01:39

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman May 09 2016 @ 06:03

    It seems Liz and the drone vigilante patched things up.

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