Once upon a time there was a fairy princess

Once upon a time there was a fairy princess who lived in the magical lolly pop forest with her mother, father and little fairy brother...
They traveled the world of the forest on a magic carpet. Most days were good but they had to look out for
the modern witches riding hoovers which could damage their magic carpet. Being modern they were emancipated & half of them were male. One particular witch named Herbert was especia
lly modern because he was a post-modern witch. Herbert the Post-Modern Witch approached traditional magic in non-traditional ways that deviate from pre-established structural magic
Herbert's post-modern approach to wizardry included a break down of the caster/castee dichotomy, with the result that his spells often had unpredictable and unexpected results like
mix up time-space-reality, when all he tried to do was turn a bowl of water into a bowl of honeyloops with milk. Herbert had just spooned up a mouthful when he realized a dinosaur-
version of himself was slowing taking his place in his current space-time realm. Pretty soon Herb was no more, but a Herbasaur was sitting at the table eating cereal in his stead.
Herb was staring at Herbasour as he was a messy eater. Herbasour shoved a whole half of the bagel in his mouth and practically swallowed. So inhuman, Herb thought, eating nicely,
while it certainly has its advantages, is just not as much FUN as shoving half a bagel into your mouth and swallowing it without chewing. Herb decided to copy Herbasaur, something
the likes of which the irony escaped him. Sadly Herb's bagel half pointed into a frown-ward curve and he was very unhappy indeed. The Herbasaur turned sad too, and both were sad.

Started: 2012-02-09 14:52:20
Finished: 2012-09-30 23:55:05

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