He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not

He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.
I yanked at the chains, making the cuffs dig into my wrists. I glowered at the bastard. "What the hell are you grinning at you son of a-"
And he put a finger on my lips. He said, "shhhhh, aren't you curious?" My cuffed hands throbbed. His finger smelled like square ham lunch meat. His last name was Grey, his first
name was Dark. A Mr. Dark Grey. He has a sister whose first name was Light. His parents must be called Black & White, I thought, forgetting for a while the pain in my cuffed hands.
My thoughts drifted to the Korean branch of their family & cousin Ish. Gray Ish was Kim Jong's stylist and palm reader. Suddenly Dark Gray strode into the dungeon wearing a tiny
thong. Whip in hand, she struck a provocative pose & spewed Korean. I was mesmerized. Dark Gray's face went purple.She yelled: "YOU TALK NOW!" "Wait, this isn't my bachelor party?"
"NOW! NOW!" she screamed & cracked the whip. I flinched & started babbling gibberish. I tried to make myself sound Korean so I could get this over with & back to my bachelor party.
Suddenly the gibberish that was coming out of my mouth started making sense. I couldn't speak Korean because I was afraid but I didn't have to be. The next time the whip came out I
Remembered the Keith Richards song "Before They Make Me Run" and shut up in order to avoid being arrested and jailed for possession of illegal drugs.
But they jailed me anyway, for possession of Keith Richards, who has done so many drugs in his lifetime that you can overdose just by breathing next to him.

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Finished: 2018-01-15 16:32:33

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