-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit

-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!
Spelunker, Spelunker, Spelunker!" They sang to the tune of 'A-Hunting We Will Go'. "Doing what a hermit man can, he made his daily bids. He was a mole man with a plan..."
sang the pathetically ridiculous Elmer Fudd. He knew that he was a failure. He was a confirmed bachelor. That's why he needed to kill that rabbit.
Elmer had one thing going for him or he thought he did. He'd teamed up with Wile e Coyote and Marvin the Martian. Together sure that wabbit was dead. Little did they know that
Marvin the Martian's K-9 unit was spying on him, Elmer Fudd, and Wile. E. Coyote on behalf of Bugs Bunny, The Roadrunner (Meep Meep), and Daffy Duck. K-9 sided with the animals.
But K-9 went about it all wrong. He blackmailed Pepe LePew for his affair with Wile E. Coyote to join him against Marvin Martian's litterbug habits. Pepe had experience with the
majority of the Loony Toons regulars, but K-9 happened to have a photo of Pepe Le pew and Wile E Coyote doing it "doggy style". (Those darned French.) Naturally, Pepe denied that
that night of passion ever happened. But the evidence was there in black and white... and brown and tan. It is irrefutable by anyone, especially Pepe, the perpetrator.
Pepe’s penchant for passion had prevailed. The tanned leather restraints now hung loosely from their fittings. The room was a mess, but it had been one hell of a night. His only
regret if he had to have one, was that never had sex with a green eyed redhead he had gotten cozy with in 1992 at an Air Supply concert. Her name was Tammy or her twin sister Tina.

Started: 2013-11-25 10:07:47
Finished: 2023-09-11 03:44:35

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