Nissan Motor India Unveils Nissan SUNNY
- Nissan Motor India Unveils Nissan SUNNY
- read the headline in the Times of India.He glanced up from the tea stand at the street congested with tuktuks, vendors,cows, dogs & an elephant thinking what a car for every indian
- -apolis 500 spectator? He wanted to bring Nascar to India. He wanted blood, sweat and gears. He wanted to race from the Taj Mahal to Mumbai. He wanted
- to be the next best Indian race car driver since Hamid Nainanajar piloted his goat cart through the streets of Bangalore with Ganesha-like skills. His practice course was
- taking thirty laps on a gigantic plate of rice curry with intricate detail. The massive fork was a scary jump, sauce provided a slip hazard & rice grains litter Hamid's personal
- space, but he doesn't care - he's Hamid, after all! Khaldoun, however, cared greatly, for he was a bit of a neat freak, and the thoughts of random rice grains and curry in his
- strawberry milkshake. Khaldoun was so friggin upset that he walked over to the bedroom closet, pulled out the pickaxe he had been saving for the past seven years, and
- carved out a stone sculpture of Khaldoun picking his butt. In the dead of night, he placed it in the town square for all to see. Khaldoun was the laughing stock of the entire
- broth. And because laughing stock was thicker than the beef variety, the insult was even harder to swallow. Khaldoun spat with rage. "I am become very angry" he threatened,
- but then he couldn't help himself. "Mmf...ha...mmf ha...(giggle)...." and he burst into a fit of laughter, tears running down his face. You know what they say: You are what u eat.
- Started
- 2011-08-05 01:57:02
- Finished
- 2015-09-23 08:03:38
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Scribbly Sep 23 2015 @ 08:35
I can explain. There are two Khaldouns, like Thing 1 and Thing 2 except without the identifying numbers.
SlimWhitman Sep 27 2015 @ 11:29
This is awesome! And (s)cribbly, I had no trouble with the forking of Khaldoun.