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He saw the paper toilet seat covers. He pulled

  • He saw the paper toilet seat covers. He pulled out his baggy. Inside was a powdered eczema flakes, scabs, blister husks and dried puss. He blended them in the coffee grinder. Then
  • pissed in them for good measure. Then came the LSD and enough ground vicodin to stop a rhino. A few magic words later and the makeshift cauldron of magic and pharma shed glistening
  • Sweat like a freshly shorn scrotum in the light of a full moon near a roaring on midwinter's night fire. The smells of Christmases past and the promise of future delights filled
  • the orifice with scintillating sausage! But that was for another time. Now it is more important to begin to feel the warmth of suckling the masses. It is right at that moment
  • the parade move on ways and a new parade float stopped in front of us. This one had a plastic flamingo theme. So much pink the it almost blinded the crowd with pink reflections
  • although the black matched with the pink nicely for a sort of punk vibe. We all agreed, though, that November 22, 1963, was the worst Macy's Thanksgiving Parade ever. We nodded
  • in complete synchrony, tossing meaningful glances around at each other, ducking to avoid them at the same time. One glance hitting your glands and you'd be done with, over and out.
  • Whoever heard of laser beam glances? This must be reported to homeland security immediately. The signal went out, but not before a glance was sent her way. Their eyes locked
  • phase coherently passing fluttering lashes to and fro. They were trapped in this state until the Waiter passed through the beam and was lashed violently. It was love at first lase
  • r beam.The Waiter's waiting was finally over!Lush lashes would always be there for him now that he was there for her.How beautiful were the evil lights when reflected in her eyes!
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2010-12-19 13:35:11
Finished
2012-05-02 20:25:37

5 Comments

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    Zetawilk May 02 2012 @ 20:41

    Let's lock up the laser-beam-eye-woman in the hall across from that tiger we caught.
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    mensaque May 04 2012 @ 15:44

    At risk of sounding a bit (or a lot) stupid...I still have to ask: What do you mean by that,GreenBanana?
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    Zetawilk May 04 2012 @ 16:01

    Reference to a They Might Be Giants song.
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    mensaque May 04 2012 @ 16:36

    Live and learn.Thanks,GreenBanana.
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    SlimWhitman May 04 2012 @ 16:37

    For another TMBG reference: http://foldingstory.com/n1idj/

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