He logged in & sold the options as they'd
- He logged in & sold the options as they'd planned, then eliminated the evidence of his tampering. Five minutes later they met on the balcony & smoked in silent collusion. Two days
- from now they'd be drunk on mai tais on some stretch of sand in the south Pacific. Who knew the SEC Admin temp would turn out to be so tech savvy? He smiled at her. Her hidden
- assets were impressive, he decided, in his semi-drunken stupor. Oh. Did he just say that out loud? "Can I show you something?" the SEC Admin temp asked, tapping on his keyboard.
- He looked over her creamy white shoulder. Hot damn! She'd just deposited 50 million euros into a Swiss bank account with a few quick keystrokes. A soft click behind his left temple
- and the top of his skull swung open to reveal his moist, pulsating brain. Embedded in his neo-cortex was the key to the safe depoit box. She extracted the key and popped it into he
- r gloved left hand and flicked off bits of grey matter that still clung to the metal key. At last! "The patient's all yours now, Dr. Lecter," she said before dashing to the door.
- "Don't mind if I do," said Dr. Lecter turning to the patient, tucking a napkin in his shirt. The Dr placed the knife on the bridge of his patient's nose and picked up the lobster m
- Ounted on the plate, ready to eat.The high priest walked in and said, "Whoa! What do you think you are doing?" Dr. Lecter said, "I was going to eat this lobster." The lobster fled.
- He went and found the most dangerous gang of lobsters he knew- the lobster mobsters- to get revenge on Lecter, finish him off, and serve him with lemon butter and chianti.
- "Forget the chianti," slurred the Lobsfather scratching his mandibles lightly. "Lecter deserves a nectar of the poppy and an ambrosian concoction which includes you, The Reader.
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SlimWhitman Nov 08 2016 @ 17:31
Laughcried through this one. You get all extra virtual points and complimentary lobster flavored crisps with mystery dip.
LordVacuity Nov 08 2016 @ 17:43
You sure took a flippant view of what just happened here. All of us, everyone who is a reader, have just been called down by the Lobsfather!! Do you know how many lobsters live among us? If Trump wins tonight there will be fewer lobsters next week! A lot fewer!
LordVacuity Nov 09 2016 @ 17:48
Now we wait and see.
LordVacuity Apr 18 2017 @ 12:39
Strange, I have yet to see an anti-Trump march by the lobsters.