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Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable

  • Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable sundial. 12 minutes to go. I checked out my look as it reflected back at me from the puddle below. My hair looked good.
  • But not good enough. I cupped some muddy puddle water and greased my hair back. The result was much better. Now where was Bertha?
  • Bertha was waiting on the corner for the greasy, slimy troll to arrive. As the troll strolled Bertha's way, she pulled her hood over her head, and slid her head down.
  • Bertha was scared as she trembled with fear as the troll got closer. She then remembered that she had a wand. Bertha pulled out her wand and began to say spells.
  • "Abacadaboo! No wait, that's not right. Abacadoodee. No. Hockey Pocky! Hokey Pokey! Crap." Bertha wished she'd paid more attention in class as the wand trembled in her hand
  • Madison rolled her eyes, watching the younger witch attempt a spell. "Abacadaboo? This isn't the juvenile magic academy," she said sharply, pointing her own wand at the cactus
  • prickly bristly nettled bramble, spike my spiculed ramble, puncture this simple sibyls boil, and further welts shall it foil. Madison poked the yucca spines int Audrey's zit
  • her while she was deep into a ruminative etude. Audrey considered Madison, her very soon to be ex. All verbal plumage squawking out of some nice meat. Too bad. Audrey kicked
  • herself for being so naive, so foolish. The doorbell rang, interrupting Audrey' s cognitive dissonance. "Who is it?" she asked, her pale forehead resting against the door frame.
  • "Why, don't you recognize your dear old aunt, Aunt Lolliwag?" exclaimed Uncle Cletus boisterously. Audrey shuddered and repressed the memories of 'Aunt Lolliwag', her uncle's sexy

2 Comments

  1. locomofo Feb 21 2015 @ 09:36

    Okay, I stuffed that one up, didn't realise it was the ending... Sorry guys.

  2. SlimWhitman Feb 21 2015 @ 18:11

    That's okay, locomofo, it happens to everyone from time to time. Welcome to foldingstory, locomofo, Perronicus, slimely, jb12975, atanner1492 , shyla & popo_panda!

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