There was a girl who loved to go shopping.
- There was a girl who loved to go shopping. Everyday when she got home from school she would get her purse and go to the mall. She never wore the same outfit. Her only problem was
- one day she looked in her purse and she ran out of money. With her obsession of shopping taken away from her, she went insane. She didn't know what to do with herself until
- she found some more money in her purse zipper and was like omg i found some more money whoo. I get to go shopping some for some more clothes. She bought some more...
- purses, one for everyday of the week. Then, she decided she needed a purse for each holiday, and then one for every hour of the day. Her compulsive satchel shopping caused her
- to not have enough money for clothes. So she wore the purses to cover her naked body. No one at work said anything because she was the owner's daughter, but behind her back
- there was a gigantic tarantula, which was shipped all the way from China hiding in one of the purses covering her body. Then suddenly her dad, the CEO walks in
- in all of his CEO glory. He gestured to his underlings, and his underlings' employees, and to those who depended on his underlings' employees, and asked, "Is that a Chinese Tarant
- ella troop?' One of the underlings knodded while sweat was coming off his face like a river. 'Well, get them in here! You oughtta know I love Chines folkdances!' The CEO took anoth
- peek at the competition's quarterly results and the party started! The dance troupe entered the board room and twirled and danced until the old men felt like they were twenty-
- four again. They felt alive and vital. Instead of bloated captains of industry they were young men in power suits with a swagger to match. They were hungry and they would feast.
- Started
- 2011-08-11 11:58:13
- Finished
- 2012-05-09 07:13:10
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