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"Hey Hobbes I found a machine gun!" Calvin

  • "Hey Hobbes I found a machine gun!" Calvin exclaimed.
  • "How anachronistic," replied the 17th century philospher, Thomas Hobbes to Calvin, 16th century theologian. "Where did get that gattling gun? and why aren't you dead?"
  • "It doesn't matter how I got the gattling," said J. Calvin, "for I was predestined to it, as you were to die." "It is your life," T. Hobbes growled, "that will be nasty, brutish &
  • Nasty." Said T. Hobbes. J. Calvin said, "You said nasty twice." T. Hobbes sniffed, "Exactly." J. Calvin put the gattling gun on his saucer and aimed it at
  • Hobbes's plate of nature. "Not the salad, Calvin. Spare the poor veggies!" Calvin fired the gatling gun, saying, "I'll keep this lunch double brutish and doubly short as well, unl
  • Ess the chef serves caviar and sprats." Hobbes called the waiter to the table, saying they were ready to order. The waiter promptly showed up and asked what they wanted. Hobbes
  • ordered a tuna carpaccio starter & a lightly brazed tuna steak. Calvin rolled his eyes."I'll have a squid eyeball starter, dachshund boyardee & cow pie. Suzie what are you having?"
  • "Chocolate pie, Chocolate mousse - one fondant, one milk... and.... a sundae with extra chocolate!" The waiter as well as the rest of the table looked at Suzie. Calvin cleared his
  • mind and fell in a deep state of concentration. Calvin became one with the universe, gathering inside him this mystic force up to the point where it became tangible. The waiter was
  • absentmindedly tapping his foot to the beat of Calvin's heart. "You ready?" Calvin stood up. His mind whirled with new notions, new ideas. And then, then there was only peace.
Started
2012-05-02 16:17:12
Finished
2016-06-20 13:03:13

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