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The servent boy fell to his knees at the

  • The servent boy fell to his knees at the Kings feet. The King looked down his nose at him with such disgust. "I here by banish you from the kingdom for commiting such a crime"
  • "Please m'lord, I had to farm gold or else my family will starve this winter." The king waved him away, "Didn't you sign the user agreement? Away with you."
  • Lord Gates and his Microsoftestshire Manor in North Umbria was a real bastard. He sent his peasant away with nothing. When Lord Gates showed up to take his "First Right" the
  • Open Sorcerer was waiting. Lord Gates showed up with a Phalanx of clipboard-armed Microsoftestshire Lawyers, but the peasants hacked them to pieces.The Open Sorcerer & Lord Gates
  • compiled open stacks which collapsed around Ruby on Rails as she threw loaded buffers to protect her Kernel. Then then tried sending in Python but he was rebuffed by a DOS attack.
  • DOS fired his signature 1100101 attack. Then used If as a shield to to escape error free, leaving Ruby and Java to fend for themselves. Java tried to ping the server but
  • The barista blocked it. Allegro coffee was served and customers said it tasted terrible. The barista blushed and took it back. She brought Intelligentsia coffee instead and asked
  • how many sit-ups they could manage in one workout. The answer was mumbled between sips of coffee, and the barista proceeded to get her guns out, tiptoeing as she did so, leaving
  • a trail of pee as she slowly stepped out of the way and into safety. She had drank a lot of coffee today.
  • Just then a scary goblin sneaked up & grabbed her around the ankles. "Urine trouble," it hissed as she was dragged away into a manhole.
Started
2013-08-06 01:03:14
Finished
2016-10-17 21:16:03

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