I was bored in Web Design so I

I was bored in Web Design so I
took anap because our teacher is a....
potentially nice person, that might just catch on to slackers, who are promptly rewarded with a series of
gifts, including money and candy. However, I was not okay with this punishment because I did not see it as a very fitting form of punishment so I
ran around screaming "PUNISH ME" when suddenly
when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade godzilla got pissed and began to attack
Gotham. And then GI Joe was there "Kapow! Kapow!" and He-Man showed up and brought his sword. And was like, "POWER OF GREYSKULL!" But Godzilla was ready for that and took Batman
on a guided mediation. Godzilla told He-Man and GI Joe, to be quiet. So they all settled down. Then Godzilla said to Batman, "Now focus on your breath, in and out, relax."
Batman inhaled deeply and was exhaling slowly when someone broke wind. He-Man busted up laughing and GI Joe said "Christ man! What is that? Bratwurst?" Godzilla lost his patience
and with one spark from his mighty laser breath, the entire crowd of grotesque 80s cartoons burst into flames, saturated in their own methane. Anything to cease flatulent talk.

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