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I was bored in Web Design so I

  • I was bored in Web Design so I
  • took anap because our teacher is a....
  • potentially nice person, that might just catch on to slackers, who are promptly rewarded with a series of
  • gifts, including money and candy. However, I was not okay with this punishment because I did not see it as a very fitting form of punishment so I
  • ran around screaming "PUNISH ME" when suddenly
  • when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade godzilla got pissed and began to attack
  • Gotham. And then GI Joe was there "Kapow! Kapow!" and He-Man showed up and brought his sword. And was like, "POWER OF GREYSKULL!" But Godzilla was ready for that and took Batman
  • on a guided mediation. Godzilla told He-Man and GI Joe, to be quiet. So they all settled down. Then Godzilla said to Batman, "Now focus on your breath, in and out, relax."
  • Batman inhaled deeply and was exhaling slowly when someone broke wind. He-Man busted up laughing and GI Joe said "Christ man! What is that? Bratwurst?" Godzilla lost his patience
  • and with one spark from his mighty laser breath, the entire crowd of grotesque 80s cartoons burst into flames, saturated in their own methane. Anything to cease flatulent talk.

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