They were the first snowflakes since last

They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts
from the upcoming Grand Prix on Ceti Kegel VII. She shook the weather from her thoughts and hopped into her Zegglecox Industries Rapid Racing Rocket, which thrummed in idle near
the Space Bar which she had just spent a racy afternoon of drinks and anonymous sex in. Pushing the RRR into first gear she zoomed towards the arena through the asteroids raining
on her transparent aluminum canopy. She was the top womp rat shooter at Beggar's canyon. Some newbie named Luke was vying for her top score. She would put him in his place.
But first she needed to hook up with a Jawa to get some killer dank. She'd started smoking it when her Sand Person boyfriend had abused her. Verbal, not physical, but still it
words hurt. He often accused her of having a sandy vagina which she didn't appreciate at all, especially since he was the one who was making it all sandy with his inconsiderate
routine of filling it with sand and then flipping her over to make sand castles. "Use a bucket," she would say. But he was an artist, and pussy pillars moved him spiritually, like
the penis indentations he would make in the sand. Unfortunately he had E.D so they only looked like the wiggly indentations of a fat earth worm. She stood up, shook off the sand
and was about to go when he cried out. "I've been hit!" She squatted & identified the cause. A Cocullus has injected your sandy worm with it's venom." The resultant priapism,
if left unattended, could potentially cause serious harm and even death. So she did what she learned in "Worst Case Scenario" with snake venom and sucked that poison right out.

Started: 2011-04-21 22:02:42
Finished: 2012-02-17 02:37:16

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