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My coworkers dont like me playing the nannerpus

  • My coworkers dont like me playing the nannerpus commercial on youtube. I dont see the issue, I mean, it's NANNERPUS! It's a dancing banana on a bunch of pancakes, whats not 2 love?
  • I totally understand limiting how much I replay the Nannerpuss remix, but I love Nannerpuss and pancakes. Maybe that's why they hate it? They don't like pancakes or Denny's or fun?
  • Or nannerpuss is really just the most annoying thing to ever grace this planet. Okay, well maybe nannerpuss ties with that bitch Kate Gosselin and all her whiny kids. How is a
  • person supposed to believe that a talking banana with googley eyes would just eat all those pancakes WITHOUT syrup? I mean, come on! Even nannerpuss must have taste.
  • Further who would believe that the talking banana would not have choked on all those dry pancakes and died? I'll tell you who, Bruce Jenner would and that is exactly how the
  • hot-dog-pocalypse of '09 began. Yes, I remember the cruel dictator that was Bruce Jenner. There was salmon everyone. Or was that last Tuesday at the grocery store? I'm getting too
  • Spazzed out from having worked at Whole Foods. Our salmon was eaten by Bruce Jenner, but maybe Caitlyn went vegetarian. Who cares? The hot-dog-pocalypse was all nitrite food. They
  • , the hot dogs, marched in rank & file clad in brown bun uniforms, the officers decorated with three mustard stripes were easy to pick out. The Whole Food resistance underground
  • had taken over my deep freezer and would even let me in to sort through the expired cheeses without a pass, which I couldn't obtain because I wasn't in the Food Army. So I dressed
  • in their customary garments: Zip-Lock bags and tin foil. My hosts smiled in approval, wheeled out the spoiled cheese carts for me and cried: "It Begins! Truth... Or Dairy?"

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