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The judge felt no remorse as he swung his

  • The judge felt no remorse as he swung his wooden mallet down upon his desk. The sound reverberated throughout the court as he said "
  • Schrodinger you are hereby found guilty of the unlawful imprisonment of one cat. Schrodinger protested: "You don't understand. I did it in the name of science!".
  • But they imprisoned Mr. Schrodinger in a cage with a cyanide capsule set to trigger when a single Cf-24 atom decayed. They checked on him once a day to see if he was still alive,
  • but otherwise let him be. One day, as he sat in the cage in despair, Mr. Schrondinger realized that since he was simultaneously dead and alive, he was also both a ghost and not. So
  • while simultaneously dead & alive, he authored the infamous "Schrondinger's Cat" thought experiment where a theoretical cat is put in an easter basket with a Twinkie and a hammer
  • -head shark. The cat eats the Twinkie and is then eaten by the shark, but stays alive due to the Twinkie's extended shelf life. In fact, it outlives the shark. But Frankenstein's
  • little cat didn't survive only the twinkie did. The twinkie grew a mind of its own after the shark had died. It planned many things like taking over human civilization and populati
  • ng its aquarium with Sea Monkeys. It believed that only Sea Monkeys would not eat it. Everything else in the sea would eat the twinkie. The twinkie bank rolled the Sea Monkey Renai
  • Séance. Det. Manatee and his team were instrumental in setting up the first bookshop just for sea monkeys. Ypy had to know their language in order to know the true meaning of it.
  • No one guessed how intelligent sea monkeys really were. Having this vast repository of knowledge available gave rise to the Planet of the Sea Monkeys & enslavement of fishkind.
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2015-02-19 12:42:53
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2017-09-06 00:41:40

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