He had a twinkle in his eye that said "Hola
- He had a twinkle in his eye that said "Hola Senor!" I knew he was looking for a little 'mano y mano' but that wasn't my thing. So after the mexican hat dance, I
- went back to Senor Frogs and the smell of idiot college kids, puke and beer made me sick on on plate of nachos. The table kept eating and saying how they love "authentic" nachos
- with crickets and chocolate. They told stories of the "good ol' days", when you didn't worry about what disease your food was carrying. You could go outside, grab a handful of
- dirt, and pick out all the tasty tidbits from it. Wormy beetly creepy crawlies. Excellent to keep you going over the elders' storytelling sessions. Good, clean, natural food
- that can be had for free if you just dig a little and close your eyes when you chew. Eating bugs is a necessity for some people, but there's a magical quality in the fear it evokes
- in the toll-takers. God, I hate them ultra fashion, waist deep in the hidden meaning of life quarter jockeys and their high
- stepping horses with wings and secret flaps. It's hard enough to gallop on streets paved in gold jumping between the clouds is an experience for dog and cat owners like none other.
- "HORSE COCK!" shouted Daniel Radcliffe in the middle of the golden-paved streets. He was practicing for the American tour of Equus, and LA would not find it at all strange, since
- in LA, things of that nature happen all the time. What they would find shocking, however, was the fact he was referring to the stallion's genitalia, rather than a fight between
- two greased up bowling balls in a silk gym bag. Sounds interesting right? Here, step right over here. I've got something to show you. Hey! Hey, come back!
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