Over time he had become more like a genuine
- Over time he had become more like a genuine DMV office worker. Pencils and pens in his bun, his moo moo was the right shade of pink, he had flip flops with that thick sole
- that emits a rubbery fart with each step. The DMV had become his second home, really. He had perfected the blend that made the morning brew the delight of his fellow workers. Not a
- matter to him and the task at hand - crop-dusting his coworkers at the DMV. The curious odor of burned rubber an KY Jelly filled the room. Then his boss walked in and
- irrigated the entire place with a potent combination of gasoline and tequila heavy urine. The gas alone would have done it, but he wanted to go out with an exclamation point.
- So he took a last drag on his cigarette, dropped into the gasoline and tequila lade urine pool and BAM!!! The smell of smoke, margarita, Shell Supreme 98, and an outhouse filled
- the tri-county area. A gas station manager leaped outside, mouth aghast. The bomber shrugged his shoulders in a most nonchalant way, and climbed back into his
- rusty off-road buggy, next to his gunner. He turned to the gunner with a twinkle in his eye, and pointed at the gas station manager. The buggy gunner opened fire with his .50 cal
- -orie diet smart water-filled pump-action scatter blast Super Soaker. No one was safe, especially not
- after pumping it the company recommended 120 times. Oh man, THEN you were in trouble. *Splurt* Went the man cannon, as the many facets released enough liquid to cool a frog. Damn!
- That's tasty sauce!
- Started
- 2010-12-12 11:22:04
- Finished
- 2011-06-02 23:36:34
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neoyukito Jun 03 2011 @ 15:08
The End
SlimWhitman Jun 03 2011 @ 19:44
a potent brew. Nice one.