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You wanna call me up? Take my number down It's

  • You wanna call me up? Take my number down It's 222-2222 I got an answering machine that can talk to you It goes Hey how ya doin' Sorry ya can't get through But leave your n
  • ext message somewhere else because I am at the Milwaukee Marathon Bowling Mega-rama!" is the outgoing message on my voice mail. To me, bowling is not a sport it is a challenging
  • Way to spend free time in a low tech era way. I am not into high tech stuff like others, but find it annoying. One day we will return to low tech entertainment by circumstance.
  • Oh what fun it will be to walk two miles both ways to fetch water to wash our buckskins with. Low tech all the way, I say. Hell, buckskins are too high tech. How about just leaves?
  • Okay, so maybe I was wrong with wearing poison fig leaves. I was a Luddite, dammit. I didn't have access to Encarta.
  • So sue me if you must. Just remember that I did suffer major pain and shrinkage due to the poison fig leaves I wore, and isn't that punishment enough? It's not like I put them in
  • a semi-charmed kind of life where the 90's rock rolled and ruled their speakers
  • and Jim Carrey had that unforgettable duet with Cannibal Corpse. The sweet love they made to the aural senses helped mold a new breed of utterly hilarious serial killers.
  • It was a Bloodbath of humor. Robin Williams returned from the dead, Possessed, and headlined the Edge of Sanity tour. Even George Carlin performed the skit Six Feet Under is funny.
  • the undead Williams and Carlin were so funny, that, the crowd laughed so hard that their skeletons separated from their bodies, ever alive. newscast as "a 'bloodbath' indeed."
Started
2013-06-09 14:01:08
Finished
2020-04-17 12:49:57

1 Comments

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    StigMartyr Apr 17 2020 @ 12:53

    N'aww, Jimbeau, you may just be my Morbid Angel.

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