The Brain had learned to be ready at the

The Brain had learned to be ready at the front gate to avoid embarrassment so when he was standing there with his laptop backpack on his shoulder, everyone except Rhia was relieved
that the hackathon got off to such an energetic start. Two weeks of the world's best computer scientists and activists, gathered to make democracy happen despite the haters'efforts
to employ the best and firewall the rest. Unfortunately for Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, there was a small contingent at this hackathon that had found a loophole in the security and
discovered that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were actually the same person. This magnificent hoax had created the illusion of "choice" in computer systems, no one had caught on
except Linus, but he had withdrawn to what he called his "fortress of solitude". The Oracle smiled, having obscured the Sun. In the distance, the people began to
dismantle the establishment, whatever that means. Meanwhile Gunther battled the Oracle, having noticed that not only was the sun behind him, so were the marshmallows. "You'd
better get those marshmallows out of the sun before you have just one big marshmallow." That shut the Oracle up! It was such a change in the conversation she didn't know where
my future was. She gazed into her magic ball. "Reply hazy, try again." She turned it over and shook it a few more times, "Signs point to yes." Satisfied, I gave her a C-note.
I left the fortune teller in high spirits. My future was "yes!" Could any man ever have had a better future in store, I wondered? I decided to use my forthcoming good fortune to
buy the countries of Greece, Ireland, and Spain, and Italy, pay off their debt, and form the Iberoceltalilenic Empire and culture which survived for millennia thereafter.

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Finished: 2011-06-02 20:57:03

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