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Strangely, the song "Like a Virgin" came

  • Strangely, the song "Like a Virgin" came to mind as I sat there getting my head shaved. Hundreds of "cranial prosthetics" surrounded me on faceless heads. I could reinvent myself
  • . I picked the homogenic model. Rolled my hair up into two toroids & wore blue contacts. I was taking a journey to new land. 'elska' was tattooed on my left temple. A beam swept by
  • obliterating the row of houses on the other side of the street. That was ok. My limo arrived and out stepped my sugar daddy. We were going to Tijuana to participate in a donkey
  • punch. But I was worried. I needed everything to go smoothly. I asked Fredo to show him around. Later, Fredo let it slip that he'd been to Tijuana with Johnny Ola. It was Fredo.
  • It was always Fredo. That was why he wasn't running the Business even though he was the oldest. So he shipped off to a galaxy far far away, changed his name to Freedo and worked
  • at the intergalactic corn chip factory until he was found stealing the product and they kicked him and his sorry sombrero out of there for good. Little did they know he was only
  • creating a diversion! As the robotic guards at the corn chip factory swarmed over him, his amigo Muncha Lucha was infiltrating the lab to steal the factory's secret salsa recipe.
  • He needed for his wife's birthday party. She wanted something special and this fit the bill. The robotic guards conferred amongst themselves and decided what to do. Being robots,
  • they made an oil punch and grease cake, frosted with transmission fluid. Then when they lit the candles the whole house lit up like a Christmas tree - fire. She ran in circles til
  • her hair was on fire too. Her face melted and all you could see was her skull. She had become the Ghost Rider. Then she died because she had no face so that was an issue.

1 Comments

  1. Rebbie Oct 28 2016 @ 14:21

    Yes having no face might be an "issue." Lol

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