Yesterday I was riding my bike to my house
- Yesterday I was riding my bike to my house when I saw a puppy skateboarding.
- It was the COOLEST moment of my entire life! I want to get a dog and teach it to do something amazing like that. Maybe I'll teach it to
- fetch golden coins from the fountain so I can travel the world. Of course, Bowser, my dog would be coming with me on the journey.
- Bowser thinks, "Great. off to another adventure in far away lands. Smelling foreign butts, eating foreign dog food and getting foreign ticks." He wimpered at my plaintively, but I
- don't speak dog so I couldn't understand his misery. Sometimes I look at my dog Bowser, right in the eyes, for a long time, trying to read his mind, but then I get scared because
- he looks right back, and even after I look away he keeps on staring. That's what scares me. I'm never sure what to think of it. Dog behavior will, let's face it, never really be un
- settled by the usual conundrums in astrophysics. Does it bother a dog that all the dark matter in the universe has basically been lost? At least this is what I thought until I caug
- ht sight of the 1200 lbs. girl. At least, that's what they said. Given the way that space warped around her, I estimated she had the density of a neutron star; the lost dark matter
- mattered not. What did matter was that she was traveling towards earth at the speed of light! I quickly calculated that she'd be crashing into China Grove, TX in approximately 2 se
- con---Life as they knew it flashed white.Then everything was black.All that remained of humanity was the far off strains of The Doobie Brothers Greatest Hits echoing through space.
- Started
- 2012-02-09 14:56:20
- Finished
- 2013-10-26 22:14:23
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